Rachel

sir-hathaway:

penis-hilton:

i watched this about 47 times

These two are going places.

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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1/4 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.
1/4 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude
1/4 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me
1/4 part of me: I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood
crusherccme:


found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

ahkep:

actionables:

the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

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this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

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one wheel motorcycle

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pin-boys who manually lined pins up

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baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

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zoo-keeper showering a penguin

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But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

flambuoyant:

mysteampunkheart:

augmented-flute:

Sweet God

C Natural

dammit bass clef

flambuoyant:

mysteampunkheart:

augmented-flute:

Sweet God

C Natural

dammit bass clef